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To: Stultis
not just showbiz... think alphabet news.
297 posted on 04/22/2003 12:35:19 PM PDT by demosthenes the elder (If *I* can afford $5/month to support FR: SO CAN YOU)
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To: demosthenes the elder
think alphabet news

That would indeed be sah-weeeeet!

Announcer: World News Tonight, with Peter Jennings...

[BANG! BANG! BANG!]

Announcer: Sitting in for Peter Jennings, Sam Donaldson...

[BANG!]

Announcer: ...Diane Sawyer?

[BRRRRRRRRRRUPT! BANG! BANGITY-BANG-BANG! CRACK!]

Announcer: Ohhh, head shot. Er, George Stephan...

Crew Member: He bought it over the weekend.

Announcer: Charlie Gibson?

Crew Member: Not answering his page.

Announcer: McGinty! There he is, just leaving his office. Grab him!

Derek McGinty: [leaving] No you don't. This Brother's gonna stay on the graveyard, not in it!

Announcer: Oh, screw it. Tonight, a very special edition of Dharma & Greg

Crew Member: Better duck!

298 posted on 04/22/2003 1:17:08 PM PDT by Stultis
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