[demosthenes the elder]

*sigh*
and I have long desired a "shoot-the-idiot-through-the-TV" gun...

[Stultis]

I have long desired a "shoot-the-idiot-through-the-TV" gun...

It's been around for years:

Of course, with today's digital technology, it ought to be possible to have the screen splatter with blood when the channel is changed.