[Stultis]

I have long desired a "shoot-the-idiot-through-the-TV" gun...

It's been around for years:

Of course, with today's digital technology, it ought to be possible to have the screen splatter with blood when the channel is changed.

[demosthenes the elder]

*g*
that'd be a nice placebo, at least.
only problem with it is, these days, no matter what channel you turn to, there's the same or another identical idiot!
I want one that'd actually kill them.