Posted on 04/20/2003 3:14:36 PM PDT by MadIvan
Oh by the way, a fair question: were the leftists comfortable with this lunatic inheriting the leadership of Iraq?
Regards, Ivan
He gives instruction for staff to examine the girls for colon disease before they are brought to him and demands that after these women shower at least twice, the bathrooms must be sterilised.LOL!
All in all, I think it's a pretty safe bet that most any Iraqi Army officer chosen by lot would be a better pick than anyone from this twisted clan... If we can democratize the place, even better.
More like al-Ungatz (total piece of sh*t).
I thought that sentence needed correcting.
Ah ... The Mother of All Intelligence Finds
We will have the number of every Arab leader. cool!
Samuel Pepys he is not, unless SOB and "mingling" mean something more ribald than Senate Office Building and chit chat. Maybe "dry-cleaning" is a code word for virgins...
Dear Diary . . .
Log 9.17.02 (Tuesday)
6:50 Awake at 3 ST TH (181) (his weight)
6:50-7:00 Apply scalp medication
7:00-7:40 Kitchen -- brew coffee - - prepare and drink breakfast (soy, skim milk, OJ, peach, banana, blueberries)
-- read Post
-- dress in gray suit
* * * 8:00 Al Cumming -- have not received CIA answers to Iraq Qs
8:15-8:20 Walk to HSOB (Hart Senate Office Building)
8:20 Hart SOB 524
-- transfer dictation to Beth Powers
8:25-9:00 Priorities review w Bryant Hall, Buddy Menn, Paul Anderson, John Provenzano
9:00-10:05 Hart SOB 219 -- conference room
-- briefing on Iraq, Cuba, DHS with Al Cumming, Bob Filippone, Lorenzo
10:05 Dirksen SOB 226
-- mingle
10:15 International Drug Caucus hearing on Andean Regional Initiative
12:10-12:20 Walk, elevator, subway to Capitol w Buddy Menn -- discuss EEF, Florida Gov's race
12:20-1:10 Capitol S-104
12:20-12:35 Review status of Apalachicola River + Forest, Miami Circle, Virginia Key beach w Amanda Wood, Kasey Gillette, Zev Simpser (Graham's environmental staffers)
12:35-1:00 Briefing on prescription drugs w Lisa Layman, Bryant Hall
1:00-1:10 Caroline Berver, Bryant Hall re Haitian detainees
1:10-2:15 Capitol S-211 (LBJ Room)
-- Demo caucus luncheon (salmon)
-- topics discussed: state of US economy -- DHS (Department Homeland Security) -- Iraq
2:15-2:25 Walk to HSOB w Senator Jay Rockeller -- discuss JIC (Joint Inquiry Committee) hearing on 9.19.02
2:25 Hart SOB 219
-- mingle
2:35-4:35 SSCI closed hearing on Iraq
-- witness: DCI George Tenet
4:55 conference room
4:55-5:00 Paul Anderson -- re JIC opening statement
5:00-5:35 George Tenet
(at 5:10) MC Goss & Pelosi; Senator Shelby; Stan Moskowitz (CIA congressional liaison)
-- re: WH cooperation
5:25-5:35 Walk, elevator, subway to Capitol
5:35-5:40 Senate chamber
-- vote aye on cloture on DHS
-- talk w Senator Miller re prescription drugs
5:40-6:30 Capitol H405
-- 5:40 John Provenzano will bring dry cleaning, reading materials to 3 ST TH
-- 5:45 Buddy Shorstein -- LVM (left voice mail)
-- 5:50 Geoff Garin -- w/CB (will call back) at H
-- 5:55-6:30 JIC Leadership: Senator Shelby, MC Goss, Pelosi, Eleanor Hill
-- review 9.18.02 format, schedule
-- 6:30 cloakroom -- no votes
6:30-6:45 Walk, elevator, subway to Florida House via HSOB
6:45-7:40 at Florida House -- attend reception hosted by (Cuban exile group that presented him with an award)
-- mingle
-- receive
-- intro MC Ike Skelton
7:40-7:45 Walk to 3 ST TH w John Provenzano
-- 7:40 Paul Kelly (asst sec of state) -- Deputy Secretary Armitage will appear 9.19? or Wolfowitz
7:45 3 St TH kitchen
-- drink supper -- see 9.17.02 7:00 a.m.
-- read news clips
8:30 Buddy Shorstein re: Governor's race; EEF (Educational Excellence for Florida, the ballot amendment Graham had developed to bring back the Board of Regents)
8:40-8:50 -- 3 St TH bedroom, bathroom
-- change to blue shorts
-- apply scalp medication
8:50-10:50 3 ST TH office
8:50-9:00 -- update notebook
9:00-10:50 review staff memos, miscellaneous dictation
9:30 Geoff Garin -- EEF poll
9:45 Adele -- OK w ML
10:50-11:15 3 St TH bedroom, bathroom
-- shower+ dress for sleep
-- read Post
11:20 Asleep at 3 St TH
8:00 am Wake, shoot the women I woke with, anyone I have to kidnap to sleep with me is not worth dating.
8:15 am Flog my personal attendant for not having my rubber duck in my bathtub.
8:30 am Memo to shoot the store clerk who gave me the razor with which I used to shave, cut myself again. Must find store clerk with good razors.
9:00 am 9:01 am feed Breakfast to official food taster and wait
9:05 am Phone office, tell assistant to drive to newspaper and shoot newspaper editor due to my favorite cartoon not being funny. How many times do I have to tell the newspaper editors, need funny cartoons or else!
9:10 am - Eat Breakfast
9:12 am Call office assistant on cell phone, while at newspaper put ad in paper for more Official Food Tasters. Run next to ad for Offical Girl Friend ad.
9:15 am Plan day, Killings before Noon, Killings after lunch, Killings before drive home, Killings before going to bed.
10:00 am Work Work Work...............
Wonder if Baghdad Betty's name will be found in the diaries...
So why can't he eat hog's testicles like the rest of us? Not good enough for him? Never trust a man who won't eat hog's testicles.
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