DFU SONG: Black and White (Baghdad Bob and Terry Mac)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - BLACK AND WHITE

There's Baghdad Bob and Terry Mac
In spreading their bull, each one's a hack
Whoppers from Bob and Terry, too
Some people don't have a single clue
Oh, no, not one clue

They fabricate with every breath
You wonder if they're both on meth
Both on meth

There's Baghdad Bob and Terry Mac
Both we would like to really smack
They have no shame…it's obvious
Why can't they be found under a bus
A big yellow bus

They fabricate with every breath
You wonder if they're both on meth
Both on meth

There's Baghdad Bob and Terry Mac
Delusional with each setback
The rumors are Bob met a rope
The same is in Terry's horoscope
In his horoscope

There's Baghdad Bob and Terry Mac
In spreading bull, each one's a hack
Whoppers from Bob and Terry, too
Some people don't have a single clue
Oh, no, not one clue

There's Baghdad Bob and Terry Mac
Both we would like to really smack
They have no shame…it's obvious
Whey can't they be found under a bus
A big yellow bus

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[cartoonistx]

Baghdad Down

When that statue came down,
When that statue came down,
Man, you should of seen this town,
When that statue came down.
Everybody runnin’ ‘round when that statue came down!

When those Palace walls fell,
When those Palace walls fell,
Man, Saddam sure lived swell,
When those Palace walls fell.
We made the place look like Hell when those Palace walls fell!

When the Army rolls in,
When the Army rolls in,
That’s when the parties begin,
When the Army rolls in.
What was fat will now be thin when the Army rolls in!

When that statue came down,
When that statue came down,
Man, you should of seen this town,
When that statue came down.
Everybody runnin’ ‘round when that statue came down!

[doug from upland]

Gee, beside cartoons, we have a songwriter here. How goes it, Gordon? I can just see your cartoon now --- Terry McAuliffe, election night 2002, the DemocRATS have just been destroyed, and in his Baghdad Bob black beret says, "It was a great night for Democrats."

[doug from upland]

RAT McAULIFFE SENDS OUT MAILER -- PANIC OVER SUPREME COURT