[RetiredArmy]

I'm across the street in One Union Square, 34th floor, scummy law firm.

[Psycho_Bunny]

You work for a law firm in Seattle? Are you insane?

Why don't you just stay at home and hit yourself on the foot with a hammer every 20 minutes?

I was a legal assistant for the General Counsel of Seafirst for 5 years. He wasn't bad at all but, damn, Seattle attorneys are the reason I'm a computer programmer and not an attorney.