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To: Incorrigible
Oh God, just what we need another 24 million Baptists! I don't think there's enough water in Iraq to dunk them all. If they became good Presbyterian 5-point Calvinists, you could get by with sprinkling!
3 posted on 04/18/2003 7:00:55 AM PDT by P8riot (Stupid is forever. Ignorance can be fixed.)
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To: P8riot
...you could get by with sprinkling!

Don't have my glasses on; for a second I thought you said "spanking."

That would go a long way toward explaining the behavior of many of the "calvinists" on FR.

7 posted on 04/18/2003 7:07:19 AM PDT by Illbay
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To: P8riot
Oh God, just what we need another 24 million Baptists!

If they need Baptists, lets send then 10 or 12 million of ours.

So9

15 posted on 04/18/2003 7:18:10 AM PDT by Servant of the Nine (We are the Hegemon. We can do anything we damned well please.)
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To: P8riot
...just what we need another 24 million Baptists! I don't think there's enough water in Iraq to dunk them all. If they became good Presbyterian 5-point Calvinists, you could get by with sprinkling!

But don't forget, we Presbyterians baptize the babies, so in the long run it will even out... ;-)

17 posted on 04/18/2003 7:21:36 AM PDT by Gamecock (I don't care if you are an atheist, have a blessed Easter anyway!)
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To: P8riot
re: Oh God, just what we need another 24 million Baptists! I don't think there's enough water in Iraq to dunk them all. )))

LOL...Baptists must fall on the just and the unjust alike.

67 posted on 04/18/2003 8:32:31 AM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: P8riot
"Oh God, just what we need another 24 million Baptists! I don't think there's enough water in Iraq to dunk them all."

I doubt there is enough whiskey there either...
161 posted on 04/18/2003 10:42:00 AM PDT by Enemy Of The State
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