Proposed 'Hate America First' Deck of Cards

[omronnie]

Proposed 'Hate America First' Deck of Cards

Posted on 04/16/2003 1:02 AM PDT by omronnie

Ace of Spades = bill clinton

King of Spades = sen dashel

Queen of Spades = hitlery

Jack of Spades = Martin Sheen

Joker = Shean Penn

Ace of Clubs = ted kennedy

King of Clubs = attny cochrine

Queen of Clubs = BS - Babs Streisand

Jack of Clubs = Peter Jennings

Joker = Guarifalo

Ace of Hearts = jimmy carter

King of Hearts = rangle

Queen of hearts = susan serandon

Jack of hearts = ted kopple

Joker = sen kerry

Ace of Diamonds = new york times

King of Diamonds = DNC chairman

Queen of Diamonds = eleanor clift

Jack of Diamonds = bill moyers/NPR

Joker = That black shakedown artist who shakes down corp America while wrapping himself in a distorted version of the true meaning of Dr. Martin Luther King's vision. Oh yea, the Revvvvvvvvvvvvrend Jessie Jackson.

[duzystopa]

What a great idea.

[uglybiker]

Playing cards with that could be as dangerous as playing poker with tarot cards.

(I got a full house and two people died.)

[InvisibleChurch]

howzabowt ed begley, jr as the guy riding the bike on the front of all the cards?

[slate]

Why isn't Michael Moore here? Was his picture too big to fit on a card?

[friendly]

Excellent Idea. This would make a GREAT FR communal project.

One of those many brilliant Techno-Freepers could come up with a deck.

This could actually be a modest commercial retail success, and greatly benefit Free Republic with all proceeds (and free publicity) going to benefit FR. I certainly would purchase such a deck.

I would however rename the deck simply the "Enemies of America" deck, since 'Hate America First' sound like a behavioral instruction. I also think you should put a simple quote from each of the 'Rats underneath their hateful picture. Let their own evil, anti-American words condemn them.

[Snowy]

Who would design them? Registered? :)

[Trueblackman]

Whoever produces the deck would have a check from me.

[friendly]

Proposed 'Hate America First' Deck of Cards Ace of Spades = bill clinton Queen of Spades = hitlery Jack of Spades = Martin Sheen etc

Excellent Idea. This would make a GREAT FR communal project.

One of those many brilliant Techno-Freepers could come up with a deck.

This could actually be a modest commercial retail success, and greatly benefit Free Republic with all proceeds (and free publicity) going to benefit FR. I certainly would purchase such a deck.

I would however rename the deck simply the "Enemies of America" deck, since 'Hate America First' sound like a behavioral instruction. I also think you should put a simple quote from each of the 'Rats underneath their hateful picture. Let their own evil, anti-American words condemn them.

[uncbob]

Sounds like a great idea
I would buy a set

[friendly]

I am forwarding this excellent post to Jim Robinson. I hope he reads it, with an eye to an outstsnding FR fund raising idea.

[kidd]

If Barnie Franks is on one of the cards, would it still be possible to get a 'straight'?

[katana]

Regarding where Michael Moore would fit, I don't think there's a card called "Jack of Asses", but you never know.

[YankeeReb]

Outstanding!!!

As soon as this comes out, I'd like to order a few decks to give out as gifts

[Pharmer]

How can you leave out Ramsey Clarke?? This guy goes to court to show his contempt for the USA!

[Snowy]

You can also sell 'yearly updates' for the deck. I think it's a wonderful idea for a fundraiser. Look for the DUmmies to come up with a deck of 'patriotic Americans'.

[gortklattu]

good idea!

Maybe half the deck should be the Idiots of Hollywood, listing their education levels along with their best quotes.

[Ptaz]

Don't forget these guys for the deck too:

Julia Roberts
George Clooney
John Kerry (Maybe we could make him a 2-faced Jack)
Ted Kennedy
Alex Baldwin
The Congresswoman who says that Osama Bin Laden is like our early Revolutionary Fighters

[kidd]

2 of clubs = Micheal Moore
2 of spades = Jerry Nadler
2 of hearts = Oprah
3 of diamonds = Ed Asner
3 of clubs = Larry Flynt

Now thats a FULL house!

[Snowy]

If Barnie Franks is on one of the cards, would it still be possible to get a 'straight'?

That's funny. Playing poker would have a new dimension. You could have a 'Hollywierd straight', 'Hollywierd gay straight', 'a full house or a full senate. :), etc...