GOLD TEETH (Jewish humor break alert)

e-mail | 4-15-03 | 4mycountry

[4mycountry]

GOLD TEETH

Moisha Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his native land of Germany. He sold all his assets and converted it to gold and then had 5 sets of solid gold false teeth made.

When he arrived in New York the customs official was perplexed as to why anybody would have 5 sets of gold teeth. So Moisha explained.

"We Orthodox Jews have two separate sets of dishes for meat products and dairy products but I am so kosher and religious I also have separate sets of teeth."

The customs official shook his head and said, "Well that accounts for two sets of teeth. What about the other three?"

Moisha then said "Vell us very religious Orthodox Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but I am so religious I have separate teeth, one for meat and one for dairy food.

The customs official slapped his head and then said, "You must be a very religious man with separate teeth for food and dairy products and likewise for Passover. That accounts for four sets of teeth. What about the fifth set?"

"Vell to tell you the truth, once in a while I like a ham sandwich."

[4mycountry]

Being of Jewish origin myself, I can laugh at this--HARD. I love it! Enjoy! ^_~

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[MacDorcha]

its like a mel brooks movie to me.. i get a chuckle.. but i know im on the outside.

[Mr. Mulliner]

Hey, that's pretty darned funny. Thanks!

[PackerBoy]

vell said.

[bvw]

He could have had seven sets then -- milk, meat and parve, times two (regular and passover) and one for the ham.