[EaglesUpForever]

Not Baghdad Bob! Please, let this be as false a report as all of his reports... I want to see him move on to Syria and become Damascus Dan.

[Anamensis]

I was hoping he'd get a slot on SNL. Alas...

[Theresa]

"I want to see him move on to Syria and become Damascus Dan."

Good one!!

[RooRoobird14]

I want to see him move on to Syria and become Damascus Dan.

ROTFLOL....choking on my Fritoes and soda!!!

[DannyTN]

surely you mean Damascus Dick.

[xJones]

No, no, no Damascus Dan.

A similar report was published in Iran's Arabic newspaper, Al Wifaq.

These are from those most realiable of sources, people near or in Iran. Only Baghdad Bob would be dumb enough to head toward Iran instead of Syria like everybody else.

[boknows]

I want to see him move on to Syria and become Damascus Dan.

Damascus Dique sounds about right.

[ErnBatavia]

... I want to see him move on to Syria and become Damascus Dan.

Or register as a Freeper and become "Doug from Damascus"

[Constitutions Grandchild]

Just got home and logged in. What a bummer! This guy was the only comic relief in the war coverage. Just what appealed to all of us is hard to say. His "through the looking glass" view of the war made me want to ask what dose of Paxal he was on. Whatever he was taking, I want! Talk about an optimist. Too bad. He was truly cute in a pathetic sort of way.