Win Instant FAME As G. Gordon Liddy Voice!!! (FR Comedy Radio NEEDS A G-Man Impersonator)

Self | April 14, 2003 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Tired of that humdrum life you lead counting widgets? Well, here is your OPPORTUNITY to break out of that dull mold and enter the EXCITING world of SHOWBIZ!!! All you have to do is impersonate the voice of G. Gordon Liddy, the G-Man, for FR Comedy Radio. The script you will work from is HILARIOUS! Not only that, the chances are EXCELLENT that the REAL G-Man will play that segment on his national radio show. Yes, your voice WILL be heard all over the country! FAME awaits the person who can vocally imitate the G-Man.

If you can do the G-Man's voice, FreepMail me RIGHT AWAY. This week FR Comedy Radio. Next week ALL HOLLYWOOD awaits you. Quit staring at that plate of boiled potatoes in Nowheresville when you can dine at the Table of Fame at Morton's in La-La Land surrounded by dozens of adoring groupies.

Take that Limo Ride to Success and FREEPMAIL me RIGHT AWAY. The script (and fame) awaits you.

[PJ-Comix]

In addition to the G-Man I also need folks who can do voice impersonations of Bob Dole and Thomas Oliphant of the Boston Globe.

Please FreepMail me RIGHT AWAY! Studio taping begins tomorrow. You can call in your dialog via phone.

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[PJ-Comix]

I'm trying to draft a G-Man but I guess a lot of Freepers are scared of success. I know there is a Freeper out there who has goofed around doing the G-Man's voice but is shy of performing on the World Wide Web. Hey, you're entitled to shy away from the G-Man role but whoever you may be will certainly get sick to the stomach when another Freeper steps forward and wins that coveted G-Man slot (it will be a recurring role). Maybe if you're lucky, the eventual G-Man impersonator will allow you to stare in his limo as Petra Verkaik ogles him.... HEY! I want Petra for myself! Get your filty pays off her you Damn Dirty Ape!!!

Come on you G-Man impersonator out there! FREEPMAIL ME!!!

[Illbay]

I could do "the G-Man's voice", but I couldn't portray him.

Unlike Liddy, I have never been unfaithful to my wife.

[PJ-Comix]

This reminds me of the time I used to manage a comedy club. The club (famous now but ramshackle back when this story takes place) had several cancellations from comedians. We were faced with an evening of NO ENTERTAINMENT. The owner, Jamie, was desperate. Anyway, we had a guy named Alan R. who did some clean up work there. Years earlier his brains had been fried bigtime on drugs and now he was basically a Zombie with almost no normal reflexes.

Suddenly a light goes on in my head. I told Jamie we should put Alan on the stage. Him just standing there might be taken like some sort of Andy Kaufman bit.

That evening folks came in the club and finally after a big buildup, Alan came out on stage and just stared... and stared ....and stared. At first everyone was nervous, then they started laughing and finally they were rolling in their seats. They actually thought Alan standing like a Zombie on the stage was a carefully calculated comedy routine.

Then someone called out for Alan to sing Happy Birthday to someone whose birthday it was. Alan opened his mouth and sang: "Happy Birthday to..." Then silence. Alan forgot the rest of the song. The audience fell out of their seats in laughter.

Anyway this went on for several days, with Alan doing his Zombie "act" (which wasn't an act) on stage and the crowds got bigger as they watched Alan perform with much anticipation. A lot of the "intellectuals" in La-La-Land saw all kinds of surrealistic interpretations in Alan's act.

Finally, Jamie and I became frightened. We were scared of what would happen when folks found out how we took advantage of Alan's brain-fried condition so we let him go. And so you have heard the epic tale of Alan's brief but very successful comedy career.

And now more to the point---I NEED A G-MAN IMPERSONATOR!!!

FREEPMAIL ME NOW!!!!!!

[PJ-Comix]

I could do "the G-Man's voice"...

'Nuff said. FreepMail me NOW!!!

[PJ-Comix]

While you were waiting a G-Man voice stepped up to the plate. Hmmm.... I guess you can watch thru the restaurant window while the NEW G-Man is wined and dined by the Glitterati.

[Illbay]

That, or sued for defamation of character.

[PJ-Comix]

I predict that the new "Cooking With The G-Man" show will be bigger than that Cajun Cook show. Remember that one? It featured Justin Wilson cooking with lots of whiskey which he would partake himself in copious quantities. By the end of the show, Wilson was blasted. It was my absolute favorite cooking show but I think the new "Cooking With The G-Man" will be an even bigger hit.

[PJ-Comix]

I predict that the new "Cooking With The G-Man" show will be bigger than that Cajun Cook show. Remember that one? It featured Justin Wilson cooking with lots of whiskey which he would partake himself in copious quantities. By the end of the show, Wilson was blasted. It was my absolute favorite cooking show but I think the new "Cooking With The G-Man" will be an even bigger hit.

[Geezerette]

Here in Phoenix, AZ, G. Gordon Liddy's son, Tom Liddy, is a sensation on our "Rush" station, KFYI! He has his own two hour call-in talk show on Sunday afternoons 6:00 to 8:00 PM, and has been filling in a lot of extra time during this war.

I don't know if he's a FReeper, but he has a sense of humor and gift of impersonation that just won't quit!! Plus, he is the Military Analyst for AM Radio Station KFYI (KFYI.com). He imitates his Dad with that "Niner" thing, and the inflection of his voice is so good!!

This may be way far-out to suggest, but Tom Liddy has his own part of the KFYI Website. He just might be a FReeper and fill your bill to a T (or a G!)

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