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Baghdad Bob On Administrative Leave (LOL!)
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister ^
Posted on 04/13/2003 5:12:47 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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I just saw this site mentioned on Fox. Following his last official words, "I NOW INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE TOO FAR FROM REALITY," Baghdad Bob is said to be on administrative leave. LOL!
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:13:30 PM PDT
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To: sweetliberty
"I speak better English than this villain Bush" Well he may have us there.
To: sweetliberty
He left out "All your base are belong to us"
To: sweetliberty
As usual, He will be missed.
To: sweetliberty
I miss Baghdad Bob. For pure comic humor he was better than SNL anyday. The last we read, BB took off with $200,000 in foreign journalists acount money. He wasn't your average liar and crook.
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:26:59 PM PDT
by
xJones
(I)
To: sweetliberty
What caliber?
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:27:13 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("This is not a fatal head wound...I was born like this...")
To: sweetliberty
Let's gag his girl friend, too.
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:36:20 PM PDT
by
jws3sticks
((Hillary can take a long walk on a short pier, anytime, the sooner the better!))
To: sweetliberty
They need to do a sitcom based on this guy...a Hogan's Heroes redux.
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:36:25 PM PDT
by
GnuHere
To: sweetliberty
Baghdad Bob On Administrative Leave Do you mean that Peter Jennings won't be on the evening news
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:39:40 PM PDT
by
chainsaw
To: Non-Sequitur
THIS JUST IN !!! The ever-popular " Baghdad Bob " has just been located ... in the USA ! ( We've seen a sneak preview of his new commercial. )
The sign on the big used car lot reads : BAGHDAD BOB'S BEST BUYS
Camera pans over acres and acres of rusted-out hulks, that are only barely recognizable as having once been automobiles - then zooms in for closeup of the once-famous Iraqi Information Minister: Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahhaf; better known to millions of bemused Americans as " Baghdad Bob ".
Baghdad Bob is still wearing his ( by now, kinda funky ) trademark Army uniform, complete with jaunty beret, and rows and rows of ribbons. As the commercial opens, we hear him say :
" C'mon down to Baghdad Bob's Best Buys , for deals that are steals , on cars which have already been broken in for you."
" By the way, some of my competitors say these are worn-out, repainted taxi cabs, with sawdust in the transmission. I say : They are great Liars : the spawn of Shaytan;the off-castings of the accursed Crusaders we defeated so ignominiously in Iraq !"
" C'mon down, and see for yourself what a mere $ 999.95 will buy ! "
PS: We checked with the INS to find out how Baghdad Bob was admitted into the United States. They referred us to the Dept. of Homeland Security, which issued the following statement: " Baghdad Bob ? Oh, yeah. Here it is: Student Visa, Temporary support Grant, Small Business Loan. Everything seems to be in order. "
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:45:52 PM PDT
by
genefromjersey
(Gettin' too old to "play nice" !)
To: sweetliberty
Bagbub
To: sweetliberty
"I triple guarantee you,"Is that kinda like "double-dog-dare?"
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:48:39 PM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( Midnight at the Oasis......)
To: Non-Sequitur
"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!" In most cases I can't say I disagree with here.
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To: genefromjersey
LOL! Very good.
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:51:24 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: LindaSOG
"I gotta agree with you on that one Bob" LOL! Every now and then even Baghdad Bob gets one right.
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:52:39 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: sweetliberty
Baghdad Bob sorta reminds me of Granny Clampett talking about the Civil War. Listen closely to him and you can hear Irene Ryan's voice saying:
Why we ain't whipped. We're jest letten them Yankees thank we're whipped!
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:56:43 PM PDT
by
Pilsner
To: sweetliberty
What is their great fascination with the power of the shoe?
Guns, and bombs, and... and... Shoes?
I have enjoyed watching them beat the saddam statues with their sandals. LOL
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posted on
04/13/2003 5:59:30 PM PDT
by
Semper911
(For some people, bread and circus are not enough. Hence, FreeRepublic.com)
To: sweetliberty
>>>the insane little dwarf Bush"
Pardon me, I think you ment "Dashle".
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posted on
04/13/2003 6:17:16 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Anyone can be average---it takes something special to be weird. I am honored to be weird.)
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