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"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide"
(by ZZ Top)

Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel,
I had a bluesman in the back, and a beautician at the wheel.
We're going downtown in the middle of the night
We was laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heeled shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes, wearing nylon too.
Welcome back, we're nationwide.
Yeah we bad, we're nationwide.

Well I was movin' down the road in my V-8 Ford,
I had a shine on my boots, I had my sideburns lowered.
With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed,
Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made.
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Girl I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm nationwide.

Pre...MUD

"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!"
(To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")

Gee Dubyuh's mowin' down RATS' HO's with a righteous zeal...
We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might...
FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight!
Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right...
RATS're SA-AD...DemLib'rals BITE!!

FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans...
Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands.
We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!!
They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!!
Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!!
Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!

(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)

Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford,
Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered.
RATS Love Chi-Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed,
DemLib'rals are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATS condone RAPE!!
Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!!
RATS're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...Slick We'll INDICT!!

(Guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim