[Mudboy Slim]

Limbaugh Havin’ His Say
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

JLA shows up in fancy clothes
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!

Watching Happygal in her slacks,
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentratin' hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!

He’s talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

Listen a while,
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!

FDB wearin’ blue jeans.
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go,
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh,
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!

sultan88

602 posted on 02/19/2003 10:21 AM EST by sultan88 (FReepin' Sam Cooke)

[cherry_bomb88]

Thanks Mud...'Ole 88 was telling me about that...waiting to hear it! Ok...off to an important meeting with a potentially very large client....say some prayers!!! :O)

lil '88

[sultan88]

"FDB wearin’ blue jeans."

Mud, can you go back into the achives and edit to to say FBD???

[Mudboy Slim]

"What's a Military Family Worth?" By Rush Limbaugh (April 17, 2003)

"Folks, please question all of your news sources. Be especially suspicious of anything you get forwarded to you in an e-mail - or see on CNN. An e-mail has been floating around on the Internet for almost a year now, attributing my name to some statements I made and some I did not. The main point is a comparison of the compensation for victims of the 9/11 attacks and military families.

"The 9/11 victims simply went to work that fateful day, but our men and women in uniform choose to put themselves into harm's way. On Thursday's show, I recounted exactly what I said about this on March 11, 2002, which forms the kernel of this e-mail, and what has been added. You can hear me do exactly that in the audio link below. I originally spoke in response to a March 8, 2002 USA Today story titled, "Why Is One Terrorism Victim Different From Another?" (Text) I said that the vast differences in compensation between 9/11 victims and those who die serving the country in uniform are profound.

"I've republished my exact comments - along with the call from a military wife - in the audio link below. My point: "If you lost a family member in the September 11th attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000 all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit - half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry, and there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. But when the child hits 18, those payments come to a screeching halt."

"I pointed out that no one remarks on this point, because it sounds like you're criticizing the victims of 9/11. A military man called on Thursday (also below) and demonstrated another reason why no one thinks about just what our military families get: they don't complain. They say they're doing fine, and ask for little. They remind me that they also get life insurance. Back in March of last year, we were hearing from victims of Oklahoma City and the African embassy bombings asking for similar compensation.

"This is where the e-mail being circulated under my name diverges from the truth. The author swerves into talking about the military pay raise and Congress. The item on congressional pension is actually a separate Urban Legend, as covered by the good folks at Snopes.com. They also cover my accurate statements and the inaccurate coda attached. The basic facts of this e-mail do come from my March 11, 2002 program, and the original information came from USA Today.

"Everybody is acting like they've never heard of this before, but this is not hard to find. I didn't go through this to cause grief with people who added their own editorial comments to what I said. Rather I want to basically to substantiate the fact that I stand by my comments in support of our people in uniform. I think it's amazing that the families of our 125 soldiers killed in Iraq will get $6,000 (taxable), $1,750 for burial costs - and spouses will get $833 a month. There is a major disparity compared with the 9/11 victims. We must remember all of our heroes and casualties in the war on terrorism, folks."

Limbaugh ROCKS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Limbaugh Havin’ His Say
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

JLA shows up in fancy clothes
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!

Watching Happygal in her slacks,
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentratin' hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!

He’s talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

Listen a while,
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!

FDB wearin’ blue jeans.
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go,
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh,
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!

sultan88

602 posted on 02/19/2003 10:21 AM EST by sultan88 (FReepin' Sam Cooke)