[Dimensio]

He is dead as of this moment. Tomorrow, reports of his death will be 'unconfirmed', and then the next day there will be indications that he might be alive, followed by certainty that he is dead again by the end of the week.

Also, some chemical weapons will be located, but they will turn out to be pesticides, though they are really chemical weapons disguised as pesticides, soon revealed to be mere ordinary pesticides.

[AFPhys]

Those "pesticides" are causing a heck of a lot more damage to our soldier's skins than any pesticide I've ever heard of. Sorry - but nice try.