[fellowpatriot]

The Wizard of Oz - Gulf War II Version

Our fighter pilots are writing ‘Surrender Dorothy’ in the sky over Baghdad while Baghdad Bob is standing outside the Rashid Hotel yelling “PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!” and the media is reporting that Chemical Ali is not merely dead, he’s really most sincerely dead.

The cast:

Jessica Lynch as Dorothy - Both were injured, ended up in a foreign land, were taken prisoner and rescued by their friends.

Barney Bush as Toto - Why? Because we love him!

Anti War Protestors aka Democrats as Scarecrow - No brains! Stupid is as stupid does!

Elite Republican Guard as Flying Monkees - They learned this from the French

UN as Tin Man - No heart, could care less about the Iraqi people

France as Lion - No balls

Coalition Forces as Good Witch Glenda - Came to free the people

Iraqi citizens as Munchkins

Chemical Ali as Wicked Witch of the East - Both died from having a house fall on them

Saddam as Wicked Witch of the West – Ding dong the witch is dead (we can only hope)

Wizard as Baghdad Bob aka Minister of Wishful Thinking – PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

[cgk]

"Our fighter pilots are writing ‘Surrender Dorothy’ in the sky over Baghdad"

Read right to left, (in Arabic, of course), the flares spell out "Surrender Bob".