[TomGuy]

GWB: "Chiraq. No pie for you."
GWB: "Schroeder. No pie for you."
GWB: "Putin. No pie for you."
GWB: "Annon and the UN. No pie for you."

[cajungirl]

The french turned on their tv's this am and the nation is paralyzed as all have surrendered to their monitors upon seeing the looter. France is at a halt.

[kcvl]

Jubilant crowd greets US forces in Baghdad

BAGHDAD (AFP) Apr 09, 2003

Jubilant crowds cheered US troops rolling through a district of northern Baghdad Wednesday, applauding and chanting "Good, Good, Bush!", an AFP journalist said.

Hundreds of Baghdadis welcomed the US convoy of seven vehicles carrying Marines through the Hababiyah district about three kilometers (two miles) from the heart of the capital, and tore up a giant portrait of President Saddam Hussein.

[Kip Lange]

Nah, we should string France along until the very last minute and then just say we changed our minds. ;-) Quid pro quo, Clarisse...