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Hanky Panky School Opens
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | 4/8/03 | Staff

Posted on 04/08/2003 11:07:06 AM PDT by HumanaeVitae

The former madam of a Dutch escort agency has opened a "Hanky Panky School" for prostitutes to teach the world's oldest profession how to make more money.

Elene Vis - whose frank autobiography, Escort Queen with Turbopower, made her a Dutch tabloid darling - opened the school last week in a luxury Amsterdam canal house to offer prostitutes "exclusive sales training" to boost their business.

"You could call it sales techniques. You have to sell yourself and it doesn't matter if you sell your body or you sell vacuum cleaners. The principle is exactly the same," Vis, 43, said today.

The Netherlands, where brothels are legal and prostitutes pay tax, is renowned for its tolerant attitude to sex and soft drugs. The capital's red light district and its bustling coffee shops are tourist attractions that make millions a year.

Vis, once dubbed The Five-Star Madam, ran a firm providing expensive escorts to wealthy clients for 20 years. She said the men and women prostitutes who worked for her agency could make about 6,000 euro ($A10,700) a month for 40 hours work.

"We train prostitutes to get a better life and more money out of their work," Vis said of the

450-euro ($A800) course at what she called her "educational institute" providing video presentations and tutorials on positive thinking and love-making techniques of the Kama Sutra.

At least 10 people have already signed up for the course, with dozens of other queries flooding in to her office, she said. "I teach them everything in half a day but if they have questions, they can call me," Vis said.

Vis said communication and presentation skills -- including how to dress -- were a key part of the course she runs, employing experts to tackle different subjects.

"Everybody can be beautiful. You have to know what your strong points are and your lesser points. You have to realise how you look. How other people see you."

Vis said positive thinking and confidence was important and that escorts could make a lot of money by ensuring clients spent as much time with them as possible.

"If a man wants sex, he will do anything to please you to get what he wants and that's the sex. So what he starts to do is bring you flowers, bring you chocolates, take you out for dinner, all those kind of things," Vis said.

"With 10 minutes of sex, you cannot make a lot of money."

The school also offers help with sexual and relationship problems, as well as courses on how to snare millionaires.

Prostitution has been protected by law in the Netherlands for almost 200 years.

In 1988, it was officially defined as a legal profession and prostitutes joined the service sector union. They have paid income tax since 1996 and brothels were legalised in 2001.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: prostitution

1 posted on 04/08/2003 11:07:06 AM PDT by HumanaeVitae
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To: HumanaeVitae
You have to sell yourself and it doesn't matter if you sell your body or you sell vacuum cleaners.

Interesting choice of analogy...

2 posted on 04/08/2003 11:10:57 AM PDT by danneskjold
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To: HumanaeVitae
You have to sell yourself and it doesn't matter if you sell your body or you sell vacuum cleaners.

Whores and vacuum cleaners --- very similar, really.

3 posted on 04/08/2003 11:11:18 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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4 posted on 04/08/2003 11:11:41 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: HumanaeVitae
I wonder where I sign up to be a subject for the lab practice.
5 posted on 04/08/2003 11:12:27 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (No more will we pretend that our desire/For liberty is number-cold and has no fire.)
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To: HumanaeVitae
I agree. I'm a marketing consultant and the people who are the best marketers make the most money in any profession...so it stands to reason that this applies to the worlds oldest profession too :-)

Sky
6 posted on 04/08/2003 11:15:19 AM PDT by skyman
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To: HumanaeVitae
Everybody can be beautiful.

No, I really don't think so.


7 posted on 04/08/2003 11:16:12 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Donate to FR. End the fundraising quagmire against the Fedayeen Snuggles.)
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To: HumanaeVitae
"If a man wants sex, he will do anything to please you to get what he wants and that's the sex. So what he starts to do is bring you flowers, bring you chocolates, take you out for dinner, all those kind of things," Vis said.

I thought prostitution was a strictly "pay to play" game. Who takes flowers and chocolates to a hooker?

8 posted on 04/08/2003 11:17:01 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: skyman
Are they unionized, can they go on strike? (Or are they private contractors...)
9 posted on 04/08/2003 11:19:09 AM PDT by plusone
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To: HumanaeVitae
Bill Klintoon heads for Sydney..
10 posted on 04/08/2003 11:24:27 AM PDT by arly
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To: KarlInOhio
HOLY SH_T! That's bad...Grandpa Munster in Drag?
11 posted on 04/08/2003 11:27:19 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: danneskjold
ugh.
12 posted on 04/08/2003 11:28:06 AM PDT by Terriergal (Si vis pacem, para bellum....)
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To: HumanaeVitae
Just where do the apartment girls learn the 'answer the door by slowly opening the door and completely hiding behind the door till you get inside the apartment' move?

Not that I know much about that stuff...
13 posted on 04/08/2003 11:29:25 AM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: HumanaeVitae
"With 10 minutes of sex, you cannot make a lot of money."

Tell that to Monica Lewinsky.

14 posted on 04/08/2003 11:37:50 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (She's made a career out of it.)
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To: HumanaeVitae
She could actually make a lot of money at this, if she re-packaged it as a course on "How to get guys to really want to have you around"
15 posted on 04/08/2003 11:42:25 AM PDT by SauronOfMordor (Heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"With 10 minutes of sex, you cannot make a lot of money."

Ten whole minutes? They get to do it twice in the Netherlands?

16 posted on 04/08/2003 11:49:27 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: KarlInOhio
"Everybody can be beautiful.

No, I really don't think so."

Hmm.. Oh, I don't know... if your the sort (not me) that's into supreme humiliation and domination I expect she's just the ticket! Picture her in tight black laytex with a riding crop...

(Ha! That oughtta ruin a few meals thinking about that visage...)

17 posted on 04/08/2003 12:09:34 PM PDT by In The Defense of Liberty (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
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To: In The Defense of Liberty
I could have done without your new diet plan. Hope you have nightmares of her.
18 posted on 04/08/2003 12:12:55 PM PDT by sticker
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To: HumanaeVitae
Mid Year Exam
19 posted on 04/08/2003 12:40:59 PM PDT by Calpernia (http://www.politicsandprotest.org/attack.swf)
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To: All
The learning annex of the Clinton Liebury.
20 posted on 04/08/2003 12:44:28 PM PDT by steve-b
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