USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Canteen Goes West ~ April 8, 2003

April 8, 2003 | LaDivaLoca

[Soaring Feather]

Don't know Diva!! LOL

[LaDivaLoca]

Howdy, Phildragoo! We've got the law on our side and the Sheriff is in town! We will get them.

[Radix]

I think of the Iraqi Army

 

The 5th largest Army  in the World

 

The second largest Army in Iraq

 

Ha ha ha ha ha

 

Here are the words to a song that I am reminded of.

 

 

 

The Ballad of Irving
Frank Gallop


He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too.

They called him Irving.
Big Irving.
Big, short Irving.
Big, short, fat Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sissy Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he,
But Irving was looking for one forty-three.
Walked into Sol's Saloon like a man insane,
And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sport Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

One day Bad Max happened into town.
His aim was to shoot fat Irving down.
Bad Max said, "Draw, and draw right now!"
And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big gunfighter Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

The James Boys was comin' on a train at first sun,
And the town said, "Irving, we need your gun."
When that train pulled in at the break of dawn,
Irving's gun was there, but Irving was gone.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big help, Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big dum-dum Irving.
Big dum-dum dead Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
Really.

[Radix]

When I got back, Mary Jo and the car were gone.......

[snippy_about_it]

Good Night Canteeners.
Thanks for today's thread Diva

[snippy_about_it]

Swift Victory

Safe Return

Good Night Tarawa LHA-1
OA Division

[Kathy in Alaska]

Yes, yes, yes, yes yes!!!

We're going to hunt their killers down, one by one and bring them to justice.

[Soaring Feather]

Do you mean this car?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Stowaway: A Greenpeace anti-war protester hangs from the bow of HMAS Sydney as the Australian frigate departs from Sydney Harbor, Australia, on its way to the Persian Gulf. Police cut the man free.

[LaDivaLoca]

Good night, Snippy! Sleep tight.

[LaDivaLoca]

These anti-war protesters still don't get it. What are they drinking? Sigh!

[LaDivaLoca]

I have to go too - my computer tripped and I need to check it out.

Goodnight, Canteeners. I'll see you all tomorrow. Take care and God bless you.

[Bethbg79]

Good night everybody!!

Sleep well and God bless....

Goodnight Troops!

We are so proud of you!

Come home soon!

[SevenofNine]

This is cool and funny at same time


BBC wire throwing DIVA FIT apparently Royal Navy has kick off the reporters embeded with them in trenches near Barhsa

THAT IS FUNNY claiming of Pro Iraqi bias

NO KIDDING

HA HA

[Kathy in Alaska]

Oh my Gawd, ms feather, Mr Rumsfeld has a pretty good plan. It worked the first time.

[cherry_bomb88]

I be good....just busy as heck! Missing "play time" This week is nutso for me.

[fatima]

radum,you go girl

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night, Diva, and Ben says good night too. LOL! Thank you for a lot of memories today.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Another great pillow, AP, for our Military, their families, and our allies. Thank you.

[SevenofNine]

KATHYYYYY I was on YAHOO IM with My uncle in Fairbanks THEY GETTING 40 degrees right now and sun light is extending

COOL SPRING TIME IN AK

Well Hareetz wire reporting that Dubya has game plan going in progress guess who might be on Dubya open can of whoopa*** on NEXT

SYRIA

BUT IDF spokeperson AHHHHH DUBYA don't be cowboy we take care of Syria get out of line

So if you are Bashir Assad who want you get your a*** kick

Mossad or DUBYA

YOUR CHOICE