[tophat9000]

Ding Dong! Saddam is Dead!

Ding Dong! Saddam is dead. Which Saddam ? The real Saddam!
Ding Dong! Saddam Hussein is dead!

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed!
Wake up, Saddam Hussein is dead!

He's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out!

Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low!
Let them know ..Saddam Hussein is dead!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right
They may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just flub up
Try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I swear it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will share it
Any minute now
I will be born again

Yes, I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bass turd
I like to kill, I like to maim
Yes, I'm insane, but it's OK
Cause I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a priss of me

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I know it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will show it
Any minute now
I will be born again

Satan The Dark Prince:
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?

Saddam Hussein:
Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit
Mother Theresa won't have shi'ite on me.

Just watch
Just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing

Hey Satan!

[JohnBovenmyer]

Your lyrics are better. The tune remains perfect for the occasion.