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I would have thought they would have taken the stolen merchandise away from her.

1 posted on 04/07/2003 12:33:27 PM PDT by knak
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To: knak
I would have thought they would have taken the stolen merchandise away from her.

I was thinking the same thing.

2 posted on 04/07/2003 12:37:40 PM PDT by PetroniDE (Have Sign, Have Bullhorn, Will Freep -- WAR ON !!!)
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Her shyster lawyer Geragos must be on crack. She can't legally auction what isn't hers.
3 posted on 04/07/2003 12:37:52 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Mr. Avuncular)
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she could dispose of the merchandise by holding a charity auction

She would get all her court fees back in the form of a tax write-off.

4 posted on 04/07/2003 12:38:38 PM PDT by Fraulein
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To: knak
Ok...I'm dumbfounded!!!
6 posted on 04/07/2003 12:39:36 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I just got a new job....I supervise putting the Braille on drive thru MAC machines)
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To: knak
Didn't know you got to keep what you steal either. With lawyer/court costs what they are and the cost of the clothes (assume this is restitution), the fines were only $4500 over the amount of the clothes.
amazing, it must be good to be a Hollywood queen
7 posted on 04/07/2003 12:39:55 PM PDT by rebel85
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knows no shame.

still if she's confused and hurt and needs a shoulder, I'll be there.

/something about whacko women
9 posted on 04/07/2003 12:41:57 PM PDT by kinghorse
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To: knak
If this is accurate
Ryder, sentenced on December 6, 2002 for shoplifting from Saks Fifth Avenue, had to pay $10,000 in fines and restitution and became owner of the property.

Then she owns the clothes. What's the judges problem ?
10 posted on 04/07/2003 12:42:14 PM PDT by stylin19a (oh to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle-not screaming in terror like his taxi passengers)
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She won't have a wardrobe left if she autions off the clothes that she stole.......
11 posted on 04/07/2003 12:44:05 PM PDT by b4its2late (I know what's best for you.)
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To: knak
"Ryder, sentenced on December 6, 2002 for shoplifting from Saks Fifth Avenue, had to pay $10,000 in fines and restitution and became owner of the property."

Looks like she had to pay for it (the "restitution" part of the 10 grand).
12 posted on 04/07/2003 12:44:42 PM PDT by freelight
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What's her problem? She doesn't want to face the evidence of her guilt everyday? Or maybe her ill-gotten gains aren't considered today's style, hmn?
15 posted on 04/07/2003 12:47:53 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: knak
Boy, their loss prevention department sure is crappy!!
17 posted on 04/07/2003 12:49:23 PM PDT by BSunday (Two words, Saddam - Buh-bye)
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Oh give me a break. Judge Fox praises her for completing her court ordered community service. Another pampered celebrity,I'm suprised they didn't give her a ticker tape parade. And the Clinton's lawyer of choice,Geragos, wants to hole an auction for the filched merchandise. Only in La,La land could this be happening.
18 posted on 04/07/2003 12:50:27 PM PDT by MaggieMay (A blank tag is a terrible thing to waste)
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To: knak
Tomorrow's headline today:

Prima Donna Winona Gonna Wanna Getta Manna!


22 posted on 04/07/2003 12:57:47 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Subvert the dominant cliche!)
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If she's really the owner of the syuff, I deny the judge's authority to decide on what she can do with it.
24 posted on 04/07/2003 1:03:32 PM PDT by Sloth ("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander)
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...included Valium and Diazepam.

One and the same, no?

FMCDH

28 posted on 04/07/2003 1:11:56 PM PDT by nothingnew
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To: knak
They aren't her's to auction off.
31 posted on 04/07/2003 1:31:27 PM PDT by Commander8
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To: knak
Ryder, sentenced on December 6, 2002 for shoplifting from Saks Fifth Avenue, had to pay $10,000 in fines and restitution and became owner of the property.
33 posted on 04/07/2003 3:04:47 PM PDT by Junior (Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.)
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