Winona wants to auction stolen clothes

reuters ^ | 4/7/03

[ambrose]

From the article:

Ryder, sentenced on December 6, 2002 for shoplifting from Saks Fifth Avenue, had to pay $10,000 in fines and restitution and became owner of the property.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headline today:

Prima Donna Winona Gonna Wanna Getta Manna!

[knak]

could be wrong though

[Sloth]

If she's really the owner of the syuff, I deny the judge's authority to decide on what she can do with it.

[Sloth]

*stuff, that is... grrr

[Alex Murphy]

What's her problem? She doesn't want to face the evidence of her guilt everyday? Or maybe her ill-gotten gains aren't considered today's style, hmn?

I suggest a third scenario.

The thrill of owning them wasn't as great as the thrill of stealing them. Thus, her plans to auction them are only half of the story.

Once she sells them on eBay, she'll know the buyers' addresses. She's going to visit the buyers, excuse herself to use their bathroom, and steal the clothes back.

[martin_fierro]

I hate it when I do that. <|:(~

[nothingnew]

...included Valium and Diazepam.

One and the same, no?

FMCDH

[xm177e2]

Hahaha, I was just going to post that exact line in bold.

[ambrose]

I am also guilty of reacting to story headlines without reading the body of the article. We all do it from time to time.

[Commander8]

They aren't her's to auction off.

[xm177e2]

As am I... I had the same initial reaction to this article

[Junior]

Ryder, sentenced on December 6, 2002 for shoplifting from Saks Fifth Avenue, had to pay $10,000 in fines and restitution and became owner of the property.