[Betteboop]

Are we surprised??

[You Dirty Rats]

This book will be a waste of tree -- it may challenge Al Gore's books for space in the remainder bins.

Where are the tree-huggers when we really need them?

Maybe we need to get a bunch of freepers to climb some trees and refuse to come down until we are promised that the trees won't be used to produce this book. Never happen, though -- many of us have jobs to do or kids to take care of.

[xJones]

Here's a true sycophant, it hasn't been written yet, but: "the writing is wonderful, touching, and will lift Hillary to a new level of respect.""

I feel sick now....

[MagnusMat]

There is only one logical reason for this. She signed the book deal before 9-11, the politcal landscape has drastically changed- i.e. the normal Clinton rhetoric will not fly now. Clintons don't write anything unless it serves them politically. My guess she is waiting to see if the climate will change back to a more befitting climate.

[b4its2late]

The old dog ate my homework excuse won't work anymore so she'll say they are with the Rose Law Firm billing records.......

[SpinyNorman]

I have three words for S&S: CASH ON DELIVERY!

Someone at S&S actually thought a Clinton was going to be true to their word? She has been so occupied with her racist filibustering of Miguel Estrada, and critcizing the President.

[chiefqc]

There're no different than everybody else, there're getting screwed also.

What a big surprize.

[NetValue]

Her election to the US Senate is a license to steal. Her prior record was a mere prolog.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Nice acting job by Simon & Schuster, The knew they were funneling a payoff when they did it.

[aruanan]

With Hillary's track record, are these publishers stupid or what!

[PGalt]

Losses from the enablers at Simon & Schuster will be distributed to the stockholders. Why ANGST from a corporate loan that doesn't have to be repaid anyway?

[LuisBasco]

...NO MANUSCRIPT, NO TITLE...

.....and in the case of Hillary Clinton, no brains.

Anyone who has closely studied this marxist lunatic as she emotes realizes that she is mindless. The same goes for her "super intelligent" nominal husband. They drone on and on ad nauseum until only the zombie Clintonites hang around for the full dosage of pap.

[Betteboop]

bumpity bump

[Future Snake Eater]

Simon & Schuster needs to cool its jets. They need to be understanding of how long it takes to rewrite history and the truth and reform them into lies for Hillary!'s own benefit.

[blackdog]

Hillary's "to do" list as of Monday.........

Comment on fire at publisher's house(how horrible, and actually wait until the fire is going before commenting)

Kill publishers dog.

Contact publisher and demand another advance. This will never be deemed a credible scenario and thus will work perfectly.

Announce that despite the publishers personal tax problems, you still remain good friends.

Lunch.......Eat the still beating hearts of children(healthy ones)

Circulate a rumor to the publisher's board of directors that regime change is coming.

Hire ghost writer(again) and get her working and figure out how to not pay her a dime (again).

Dye roots, and have horns filed down.

Watch a republican snuff film.

Nap, dream of sheep. Kill them all with demonic claws. Awake refreshed.

Phone Chelsea. Ask her for another younger blood transfusion. Offer to let her boyfriend live or something.

Dine on puppies.

Find crack whore, satisfy self, sleep like a succubus.

[monocle]

Hillary's manuscript is delayed because Baghdad Bob, her ghost writer, had an unexpected emergency.

[LuisBasco]

...Without a title it's been difficult to market."

Title:

THE EMPRESS' FILTHY CLOTHES

Or:

WHY I SLEEP IN THE NUDE

[Puppage]

HILLARY CLINTON BOOK

I THOUGHT CRIMINALS COULDN'T BENEFIT FROM THEIR CRIMES?

[ReleaseTheHounds]

You can bet she is feverishly scrabling chapters on:

1. How she has always been a hawk, strong on national defense, especially when it comes to the war on terrorism, Iraq, etc. She will explain her actions at Yale defending the Black Panthers, etc. to fit this new reality.

2. She really argued with Bill about those unforgiveable pardons he handed out at the end of his administration to terrorists, mafioso, etc.

3. In retrospect, those Rose Law Firm billing records weren't really lost. She just forgot about that closet in the living quarters... Gotta write up those details.

4. Oh, yeah, those weren't "boo's" at that Madison Square Garden gathering to celebrate the hero's of 9-11... those were "moose-calls" acknowledging Hillary's defense of the environment and all the moose threatened in the Adirondaks due to acid rain... Yeah... that's the ticket!

[BluH2o]

The senator of the Empire State has already received a $2.85 million cash advance on her memoirs, from a total deal valued at more than $8 million.

The Clinton's have always had this very strong sense of entitlement ... I'm sure Hillary felt the cash advance was nothing more than another gift from her liberal pals in the publishing business.

[Teetop]

Simon & Schuster has met Shillery Schister.