Hey, BB, this is Qusay. Get out there and dance. Or else.
Repeat with funky orders to RG Division commanders. "Hey, Commander Achmed, move all your tanks down to the Medina Division. The infidels are getting slaughtered, and we don't want you to miss out on the fun."
None of the 'Raqi field commanders dare report anything but astounding success . . . or they will be killed by their superiors . . . whoever's at the top of the food chain has no way to know the truth (unless they get FoxNews) . . .