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SAN FRANCISCO - Protest Centcon has called an emergency meeting to explore alternative plans. Certain, initially, that their message would grow until millions upon millions would join their ranks, bedecked with flower garlands, top officials have been forced to concede that they are running into unforseen resistance. Not only have the expected "love-not-war" peacenicks not materialized, but the enemy is growing in strength and numbers. According to Field Marshal General Susan Sarandon, what organizational planners had forseen as a collapse of the Vast Right Wing has resulted in merely pissing people off. Sarandon expressed dismay that tactics such as pooping and vomiting on the front stairs of government buildings has not inspired patriotic Ameicans to denounce President Bush as an international terrorist. She did, however, express satisfaction that the barrage of demonstrations and rallys had given drag queens an opportunity to party.