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There was no American mercenary bomb. My legs are still in place, you just can't see them due to our great Iraqi camoflage system. We have also decided to paint the floors underneath me red as a sign to the bastard dogs mercenaries that we are not afraid of them. As you can see I am wearing a large jagged new medal in my chest that I was just awarded by Saddam which proves that he is well and happy. Everything is turning grey because of our new weather control device that will defeat the Americans. That buzzing sound is the sound of our hidden special division of tanks rushing to fight the Americans. Everything is turning black but it was not us that cut off the electricity. I have decided to lay down now because I have no worries because the Americans are far away and I can afford to rest easily here on the floor. It is getting so cold because Allah has sent a freezing wind to destroy the infidel. I am shaking and twitching here on the floor because I am laughing at the running dogs. Do not let your eyes decieve you, that is not Satan coming to take me away, it is..............