[ztiworoh]

Ok, just making sure

On the other hand, anyone seen the documentary "Trekkies", there are some scary people out there, especially the guy who spends like 10 years of his life perfecting his replica of the captain's chair

Sad.... but hilarious

[chnsmok]

He's Dead, Jim

Kirk: What is that ensign's name, Bones? He reminds me of a horse.
McCoy: He's Ed, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, what's happened to Ensign Hunger?
McCoy: He's fed Jim.

Kirk: What club is the patient vactioning with, Bones?
McCoy: He's Med, Jim.

Spock: Jim! McCoy is lying on the floor not breathing after being hit by a laser! What's wrong with him?
Kirk: He's bones, Spock.

Kirk: Where's Spock? Last I heard, he was getting really sick of these jokes!
McCoy: He's fled, Jim.

Kirk: What's my cat doing on the couch?
McCoy: He's shed, Jim.

Kirk: Bones! Its Ensign Paper! Is he ...
McCoy: Yes, he's shred, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Toboggan?
McCoy: He's sled, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Yeast?
McCoy: He's bread, Jim.

Kirk: Who's that one at the end of the list?
McCoy: He's Zed, Jim.

Kirk: So what happened to Jimmy Page, Bones?
McCoy: He's Led, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, is he from the FBI?
McCoy: He's Fed, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, that man just ran by at warp speed!
McCoy: He sped, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, who's that new crew member who calls himself Clampett?
McCoy: He's Jed, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, what about ensign Pb?
McCoy: He's Lead, Jim.

[cgbg]

scary people out there..Trekkies

Our family has one.

One of my wife's sisters was a half an hour late to our wedding years ago (where she had a role in the ceremony ;-) ) because she had to watch the end of a rerun of a Star Trek episode she had seen at least a dozen times.

My wife was really ticked when she heard the story.

I couldn't stop laughing.