[chnsmok]

He's Dead, Jim

Kirk: What is that ensign's name, Bones? He reminds me of a horse.
McCoy: He's Ed, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, what's happened to Ensign Hunger?
McCoy: He's fed Jim.

Kirk: What club is the patient vactioning with, Bones?
McCoy: He's Med, Jim.

Spock: Jim! McCoy is lying on the floor not breathing after being hit by a laser! What's wrong with him?
Kirk: He's bones, Spock.

Kirk: Where's Spock? Last I heard, he was getting really sick of these jokes!
McCoy: He's fled, Jim.

Kirk: What's my cat doing on the couch?
McCoy: He's shed, Jim.

Kirk: Bones! Its Ensign Paper! Is he ...
McCoy: Yes, he's shred, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Toboggan?
McCoy: He's sled, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Yeast?
McCoy: He's bread, Jim.

Kirk: Who's that one at the end of the list?
McCoy: He's Zed, Jim.

Kirk: So what happened to Jimmy Page, Bones?
McCoy: He's Led, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, is he from the FBI?
McCoy: He's Fed, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, that man just ran by at warp speed!
McCoy: He sped, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, who's that new crew member who calls himself Clampett?
McCoy: He's Jed, Jim.

Kirk: Bones, what about ensign Pb?
McCoy: He's Lead, Jim.

[null and void]

Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Married?
McCoy: He's Wed, Jim.