[Diddle E. Squat]

Fine. We'll just lure down south the remaining Canadian NHL teams.

Montreal to Houston, Ottawa to San Antonio, Toronto to Salt Lake, Vancouver to Seattle, and we'll let Alberta keep its teams, since it has been the most supportive province.

[billclintonwillrotinhell]

You're right about Alberta being the most U.S.-friendly province.

Don Cherry did point out in a recent radio interview that a lot of ordinary Canadians across that country actually support the U.S. and the war effort. While liberal idiots in Montreal and Vancouver may boo the American anthem, Cherry pointed out that a recent Toronto crowd applauded wildly and waved American flags during the U.S. anthem in that city.

It's also important to point out that Montreal is in the French-speaking province of Quebec. The key word is French. Heck, a few years ago, Quebec almost voted to secede from Canada in a referendum that went down to the wire and was just barely defeated.

To compare Canada's map to the United States' map:
Alberta=the American heartland
Montreal=San Francisco

[billclintonwillrotinhell]

We've already taken away the Winnipeg Jets and Quebec Nordiques from Canada. We might as well move the rest of them down here.

It speaks volumes about Canada's weakness as a country that it can't even support the national pastime of hockey!

Heck, we have hockey teams down here in southern cities where ice can only be found in a glass!