[Naspino]

The Iraqi information minister has said that reports the coalition troops are near Bagdad are totally ridiculous.

"We are driving them back they are in retreat on all fronts.."

"No they have not taken any city..."

"They are not outside of Baghdad..."

"No it is ridiculous that they have taken Saddam International.."

"Of course they are not on 5th and Main..."

"Infidel -- they are not on the 3rd floor..."

"They are not outside my doo..."

[hawkaw]

Sounds like I'm listening to Aaryon Brown or Judy Woodroffe on CNN instead of the Iraqi Information Minister.

hawk

[AppyPappy]

Iraqi Information Minister has just announced that the US and British have surrendered to Iraq and Iraq has hired many former Coalition soldiers as Security to police the capital.

[Sacajaweau]

Wonder which one of our guys have the road sign that says: Bagdad City Line!!