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To: Diddley
Phase IV: Saddam's Russian doctor extracts Saddam's DNA from his dead, lifeless corpse. Saddam's Russian doctor takes said DNA to the jungles of Brazil. After successfully cloning 70 young Saddams, the Fedayeen Saddam place the young clones with the families of Palestinian suicide bombers to foster the right environment. All these young Saddams arise through puberty to command a new Iraq and to vainquish the imperialist West.
5 posted on 04/02/2003 4:36:52 PM PST by Mister Magoo
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To: Mister Magoo
Shudder!
10 posted on 04/02/2003 4:45:31 PM PST by Diddley (Dead, wounded, a coward, or escaped, Saddam is “As good as dead!”)
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To: Mister Magoo
Phase V:

Saddam has himself cryogenically frozen and launched into space aboard a especially equipped scud. He remains frozen in space for 30 years and comes back in the year 2033 to restart his evil regime.

A time machine will be used to go back in time to 2003 to retrieve GW Bush to save the year 2033 from certain disaster.

I think I've heard it something like that.

23 posted on 04/02/2003 7:17:00 PM PST by Bob Mc
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