[TomGuy]

Lol! Did you see Rick Leventhal's report to Shep last night? He was thrilled about that new airstrip...MRE's aplenty. (^:

Leventhal was whining in an earlier report yesterday that he only got 1 MRE the day before. Poor baby....him starvin'. [But he did admit he got his normal 2 yesterday as the new supplies arrived.]

[Carolina]

Q (USA Today --stand up, you rude b*tch): What do you mean by destroyed Baghdad Division?

A: It may mean that we've killed them.