***Operation Iraqi Freedom - Situation Room - Day 14 - LIVE THREAD***

[Catspaw]

What does this have to do with whether I watch MSNBC?

[melodie]

havn't heard a thing. i fell asleep to msnbc last night saying that he was deffinately gone. thats all ive heard

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Quagmire is the UN LOL!

As David Asman is saying, "Incredibly good news on the war front today!"

[ArneFufkin]

Every question is a "gotcha" trap. "In light of criticism of this plan by retired Generals as well as within the Pentagon, don't you think you owe the American people a expectation of the number of casualties we can expect as this goes forward with what more and more experts say is an inadequate force strength? Will it be 500, 1000, 5000, much more ... what is the number that you are willing to accept?"

Nobody is asking about what's happening with the 173rd, nobody is curious where an entire Marine division is hiding, nobody is asking about surrender overtures to the Republican Guard or the Kurdish involvement or any other informational insights. Nothing exists west or north of Baghdad. It's all about the uprisings in Basrah that haven't happened, the food and water that hasn't been delivered, the operational plan that is undermanned and ill conceived, the poor treatment of Iraqi POWs ....

[An.American.Expatriate]

So, gotta run...

back in 90 minutes!!

[TomGuy]

FOX: Medina division of RG destroyed, in addition to the earlier Baghdad division.....

Excellent news! That is the division thought most likely to use chem/bio weapons.

[Lauratealeaf]

Kerry said he received a message from a civilian...but the military already knew where Jessica was.

Well, I'm certainly glad that the military knew it first. Probably pissed off the reporter though.

[Cordova Belle]

Post #1170:

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!

[The Wizard]

This may be the night

[null and void]

Oh yeah...and if you happen to see Jerry Lewis through them, [french night vision goggles] he actually seems funny.

You're a sick man. Seek help. Please.

[Jackie-O]

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!

[Catspaw]

Geraldo has been disinvited from Iraq. He's on his way out.

[Lauratealeaf]

What does this have to do with whether I watch MSNBC?

You can watch whatever you want to. So can I. Free country don't you know.

[So Cal Rocket]

Ahhh.... beautiful picture!

This is the REAL Republican Guard!

[Sacajaweau]

SHOCKing!

AWEsome!

[UnsinkableMollyBrown]

I received this from my brother, aboard the Lincoln.

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush, because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of i it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."

[null and void]

My mother lives in Philly and didn't get Fox, we had to get her a satelite dish because we were afraid she would have a stroke from yelling at the bad coverage on CNN

Write it off as a medical expense...

[Cordova Belle]

A heartwarming sight!
Now saved to my computer.
Many thanks!
They should be posted EACH day, with Belly Girl and Jessica

[The Wizard]

it appears they knew that they were planning to use artilery shell and we took those out early

[clouda]

Fox Admits Geraldo Endandered US Troops. It's Official, Geraldo Is "Outta There."