[Behind Liberal Lines]

Speaking of health, Cornell University's Gannett Health Center now sells vibrators to students. One school official says the decision represents "a commitment to affirming women's sexuality." This commitment also earns a tie for the fourth-place Polly.

Ithaca is the City of Evil.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

I'm sure the Cornell administration will be disappointed to learn that they finished out of the money in fourth place, and will commit themselves (a good idea, come to think of it!) to redoubling their efforts for next year. "We're #1!"

Then again, the competition was particularly tough this year. You'd really have to go a ways to outdo someone calling for the death of 18 million US soldiers.

[Soaring Feather]

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