[shadowman99]

Do we really need April Fools crap in the News sections? I come here for news, and there's more spam here today than my yahoo mail box.

[11th Earl of Mar]

I hear that GM is working on the same thing for annoying drivers.

[TopQuark]

Another way to learn civility politeness is to go to church or sinagogue and acquire some traditional values. It used to be that the family would instil these values, but thank G-d we have technology for that.

It's so much easier to design a new phone that be committed to marriage and family. Progress.

[Blue Screen of Death]

I am working on a cell phone that has a 5 inch telescoping spike in the ear piece. If you really get tired of someone blabbing on their cell phone, you push the proper numeric sequence on your cell phone and the needle sharp spike shoots through the other persons ear into their brain. This can also be used to flush out the liberals in a crowd. After you push the proper sequence anyone left standing has no brain and must be a liberal. Cool huh?