[BlueLancer]

REFEREE: "General Custer calls "heads" ... it's "tails". Sitting Bull, you win the toss."
(Pause.)
REFEREE:"General Custer, Sitting Bull says that you and your men have to wait at the bottom of the hill while he and all of the Indians in the world ride right down on you."

[johnb838]

If they try to counter attack it's going to be like Pickett's Charge at Gettysburg. Knee deep in blood.

Hair, teeth, and eyeballs

[El Sordo]

"The settlers get to shoot from behind the rocks and trees, and wear any color they want. The British have to wear red, and march in a stright line."

[FierceDraka]

REFEREE: "General Custer calls "heads" ... it's "tails". Sitting Bull, you win the toss."
(Pause.)
REFEREE:"General Custer, Sitting Bull says that you and your men have to wait at the bottom of the hill while he and all of the Indians in the world ride right down on you."

Classic Cosby! Heh heh...

"...And the British lose the toss... That means the Americans get to shoot from behind the trees and rocks and everywhere, and the British have to wear red coats, and march in a straight line!"

[Liberal Classic]

REFEREE:

"General Cornwallis of the British, this is General Washington of the Continental Army."

"General Washington of the Continental Army, this is General Cornwallis of the British."

"If you'd shake hands, gentlemen."

"O.K., British call the toss."

"British called heads, it is tails."

"General Washington, what are you gonna do?"

"General Washington says his troops will dress however they wish, in any color, in buckskins and coonskin caps, and hide behind the rocks and trees and shoot out at random."

"British, you will all wear bright red, all shoot at the same time, and march forward in a straight line."

[carton253]

Bill Cosby, right? I like the one about the redcoats and patriots...