IRAQI TV - "SADDAM HUSSEIN" STATEMENT "LIVE" THREAD

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[iowaboy]

Live thread for your comments.

So far, it's just the "Ministry of Information" guy. I hate this guy.

[michaelt]

In their initial reaction after the "speech" neither Wolfie Blitzed or Nic Robertson on CNN didn't speculate much on whether the absence of Saddam from this statement means that he's an ex-dictator. Wolf kept saying it didn't say anything one way or the other.

Come on, Wolf, you speculate plenty after a speech by President Bush. Couldn't you do a little speculation, like....SADDAM'S DEAD!

[AnAmericanMother]

"Hallo! Polly! Hallo!" (whack-whack-whack) . . .

[areafiftyone]

Ahhh so that's what those explosions were! I thought it was our guys firing on their palaces! ;-)

[FryingPan101]

This could be series.

[canyon]

Would you settle for a bomb?

[Hildy]

Watch the stock market...alreayd up over 40 points. Watch it fly now.

[JohnMac]

I fart in their general direction

You beat me to it.

[dfwgator]

Al Haig just announced that he is now in charge of the Iraqi government.

[mass55th]

Here's a much better video to watch:

click here

You'll need QuickTime 6.0.

[Constantine XIII]

Newsflash: Saddam Hussein is STILL dead.

[RobRoy]

>>Tom Daschle must be deeply saddened. <<

No way, because this is the proof he needed that Saddam is alive!

[Stand Watch Listen]

Is he being shown with his 70 virgins?

72 virgins?...72 virgins?...

After dying a grisly death in an Baghdad bunker , Saddam made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Saddam.

Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end the American's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Saddam in the nose.

James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked Saddam's knees.

Saddam was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other people who had the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged. As Saddam awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

[Frapster]

"pining for the fjords reference"?!

I think he's saying he has a 'Woody'. Oh wait... Ford didn't make those did they?

[honeygrl]

"It's from a Monty Python sketch--a customer is complaining to a pet shop owner that the Norwegian Blue parrot he just bought was dead. "

That has got to be the greatest sketch in history

[CJ Wolf]

OOOOOOOOOOAOOOOAOOOAOOOOOOOWOOOOO let's go and do Jihad OOOOAOAOOOOOOOOAOOAOOO Let's go and do Jihad. OOOOOOAOOAOOOAOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO (need some dancing saddams)

[TheAbbodad]

Jane, you stupid B!tch, Saddam IS DEAD! Dan Akriod

[fivecatsandadog]

Are you old enough to remember the Wizard of Id?

[Frapster]

Ok - I didn't get to watch this. I could only listen. Did Saddam actually speak or was this a statement being read by an official? I did notice that they were certain to read a date at the end. lol

[Poohbah]

I damn near peed my pants :o)

[spectre]

He may not be dead, but may be seriously injured.

If he could address his people, all he would have to do is hold up a Calendar, point to today's date and time, and we get a voice analysis...to confirm it's him.

It's not being done, so he is indisposed, at the least.

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