IRAQI TV - "SADDAM HUSSEIN" STATEMENT "LIVE" THREAD

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[iowaboy]

Live thread for your comments.

So far, it's just the "Ministry of Information" guy. I hate this guy.

[ravingnutter]

Do Ouija boards come in arabic?

BAGHDAD -- Widespread rumors that Iraqi madman Saddam Hussein has signed a sinister pact with the Devil appear to have been confirmed -- when a photograph surfaced showing the brutal dictator shaking hands with a horned figure with flaming-red skin!

The bizarre photo was purportedly taken in late October by a former Hussein henchman, Lt. Col. Ali Mazhar, who defected to Kuwait and passed the picture on to the CIA. Chillingly, Lt. Col. Mazhar claims that in the contract, Satan guarantees "complete and total victory over the United States."

While Iraq's scientists have been working overtime to develop nuclear warheads and chemical weapons, Saddam's corps of demonologists has labored just as feverishly to raise evil spirits, the CIA analyst reveals. "Over the summer they claim to have summoned up dozens of the ancient Mesopotamian demons, including Huwawa and Lamastu," he says. "According to some accounts we've received, the rituals involved in raising these demonic spirits were stomach-turning. We know of at least 114 captured Kurdish rebels who were used in human sacrifices. "It would have been surprising if Saddam didn't try to raise Satan."

Lt. Col. Mazhar claims the Iraqis did just that on October 31, using a sophisticated version of a Ouija board. The defector says the macabre figure "materialized" in the presidential palace and asked to see Saddam.

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ROTFLMAO!

[SquirrelKing]

Saddam in Public........... Magnified
Saaddam's most recent public appearance shooting off his rifle before a Baghdad crowd. A close-up reveals more details...

[Yankee]

"I think I'll go for a walk."

"Look, you're not foolin' anyone."

[El Gato]

'e rests in peace!

Surely not. I understand that there is no "peace" "down there" for the likes of him, not ever and forever.

[Terriergal]

LOL!

[jriemer]

Maybe they'll do that Conan O'Brien gag and superimpose lips on a photo of Hussein.

Remembering Clutch Cargo, LOL

Gotta luv Clutch Cargo - Way Retro!

[Terriergal]

"I'm invincible!"

[swheats]

"The aggression that the aggressors are carrying out against the stronghold of faith is an aggression on the religion, the wealth, the honor and the soul and an aggression on the land of Islam,"
Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf said on national television.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=540&u=/ap/20030401/ap_on_re_mi_ea/war_saddam&ncid=


The language is becoming more and more western.

[Quix]

I agree with you.

I think we should make it a policy to as instantly as possible,

not only terminate the technology connections . . .

but violently terminate with prejudice ANY Iraqi official, military officer etc. appearing in any broadcast between now and unconditional surrender.

They MIGHT learn to quit 'messing around' with the truth and with us.

[Orlando]

This might explain why the Demoncrats and CNN, ABC &CBS are defending the Satan SADDAM and there demonic SS SADDAM troops. They know if SADDAM loses, the light of truth will shine on them. This is indeed a HOLY WAR it's GOOD vs. EVIL !!! Psy-ops it.

[Quix]

What's that movie--one of those back to the future things . . . the load of manure . . .

I think it would be grand for a lot of these turkeys to be buried up to their necks in pig poop at the main intersection for a few days before a fitting Islamic beheading.

SH hiding under his bed? Under a pile of chicken poop would be more fitting. But given his claim to be a Moslem--make it pig poop.

[HenryLeeII]

I'm surprised that Arnett did'nt give the address.

Peter is otherwise occupied (literally and figuratively) with Saddam at this moment...

[G.Mason]

"yes he id"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Was thinking the same, then read your post.

[G.Mason]

"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-SADDAM!!"

It's post replies like yours that make FR what it is!

My deepest thanks.

I just may be the rest of the day reading the replies from this post.

[Poohbah]

I just had a warped thought...

Imagine the Minister of Information suddenly announcing, "I never wanted to be a worthless shill for a Ba'athist nutball, anyway! I always wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK!"

[jwalsh07]

How about Tariq Aziz on one side and Peter Arnett on the other?

Then we'll have a winner for this weeks support the troops rally.

[San Jacinto]

I always wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK!"

There will be a meeting of the Ministry of Silly Walks at 4:00 o'clock sharp. All Saddam Hussein body doubles will attend and march around the table to prove once and for all that our leader lives.

[patriot5186]

why he was shown in his subsequent television appearances like Elvis in 1956 on Ed Sullivan

This just in...Elvis is alive in Las Vegas but Saddam is still dead.

[SarahW]

HAHAHA~
that requires sound:

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[SarahW]

HAHAHA~
that requires sound:

http://zingy.net/Humor_US/archives/wav/lumberjack.wav