IRAQI TV - "SADDAM HUSSEIN" STATEMENT "LIVE" THREAD

Foxnews

[iowaboy]

Live thread for your comments.

So far, it's just the "Ministry of Information" guy. I hate this guy.

[areafiftyone]

Part of the skit is in my post #105. Not hard to find on the internet. Its one of their most famous skits!

[Revolting cat!]

The rumour, I heard from my usually reliable well placed sources, was that he (Saddam, not my source!) had lost both legs during that first night's bombing, which is why he was shown in his subsequent television appearances like Elvis in 1956 on Ed Sullivan, from the waist up!

[InHisService]

LOL!!!Thanks for the laugh!! This should be on the Comedy Central!!

[Coachm]

.. and his dog Paddlefoot.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

"This just in, Saddam Hissain is viliantly holding on to his fight to remain dead."

Next week, General Elissimo Francisco Franco live interview.

[alnick]

Oh yeah, I love W. But you have to admit he gets his wording a little garbled sometimes. Not so much as lately.

Absolutely. :-)

[jwalsh07]

Saddams latest cadaver double.

[mewzilla]

Bummer. I don't think I've ever seen that one. And does anyone remember who wrote the FR version of the Bring Out Yer Dead sketch with Saddamn. That was hysterical!

[anymouse]

'Bring out your dead!'
[thud]
[clang]
CART MASTER:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.

[CougarGA7]

No, I want a transcript of this "message" from Saddam. From what I've seen posted, it sounds like its almost as funny as Monte Python.

[Kozak]

BREAKING NEWS:
This just in to our Weekend News Desk...
Saddam Hussein is still dead.

I wonder if SNL will pick this up. Bring back the old joke about Franco from the 70's.

[fightinJAG]

series BAAWWAAAHAAAAA

[CPL BAUM]

Yup. They must have run out of "original" video tape. Now all they have left is his speechwriter. Gee THAT's gonna convince the world he's still alive.

[Ozarkie]

It was the Iraqi information minister reading the statement. No Saddam nowhere.

[B4Ranch]

He was looking too relaxed to have lost both legs IMO.

[7 x 77]

" I fart in their general direction ", is a line from a monty python sketch as the english were fighting the french, no less !!

"Why do you think we have these OUTRAGEOUS accents?!"

[Only1choice____Freedom]

I'll have my Mullah talk to your Mullah and we'll do lunch.

[fightinJAG]

I am waiting for whatzhisname from the New York magazine to stand up complain that he was not briefed by the senior leader of Iraq, only some middle-class assistant, and besides there was no series news.

[fightinJAG]

No, wait. You have your people call my people about doing lunch and then my people can call your people about doing jihad.

[Crusher138]

A moose bit my sister once...