President, George W. Bush, and the Pope met on the deck of the Vatican Yacht, yesterday. Their discussion centered around Iraq-- the humanitarian Iraqi needs, and the Iraqi suffering.
While on board, the Pope's (hat) was swept away by a gust of wind...onto the water it landed.
Without missing a beat, President Bush got off the boat, walked on water over to the (hat) and retrieved it, giving it back to the Pope, once on board again.
The next day, the headlines read... "Bush Can't Swim"
typical!