[Radix]

[tomkow6]

Joe got home in the early hours of the morning after a
night at the local bar. He made such a racket slamming into
the furniture as he weaved through the house, he woke Judi
upstairs in the bedroom.

"What on earth are you doing down there?" she yelled down
the stairs. "Get your butt up here to bed before you wake up the neighbors!"

Preet hollered back, "I'm trying to get a barrel of beer up the stairs!"

"Leave it until the morning!"

"I can't," he yelled, "I drank it!"