I am deeply saddened. I used to have the energy of a Saddam Hussein, an Iddi Amine, but time marches on. Today I have to settle for being the latin lover of such noteworthies as Dan Rather, Jimmy Carter and a few other posers with mush filled heads.I have done so much for my people. I love them. I have provided a 1910s lifestyle, complete with the most advanced cars the 1930s could offer. I also love every child of our state. When even one of them escapse to the Estadios Unido, I demand they be returned to me. Even Bill Clinton and Janet Reno agreed with me.
Not only this, I have also been a world statesman interjecting insurgencies in Central and South America as well as the African Continent.
If only I had my youth and Soviet Billions to waste once again. Ah yes, those were the days.