BTW, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER apologize for "vanity" postings. Much of the very best stuff I've seen in 5 years on this site was done by individuals. The gibbering sreechers who protote "vanities are taking up bandwidth" complaints are the types you can bet are jacking off to Helen Thomas posters tacked up over their beds.
I'll be using that "urinalism" line in the future, BTW. ;-)