I'll be using that "urinalism" line in the future, BTW. ;-)
Between the antics of pinko reporters and academics it's hard to keep the blood pressure down isn't it?
Came up with "urinalist" myself but I wasn't the only one to see the uhhh, analogy. Wish that I could take credit for "presstitutes"---love that word--- but at least I can claim "proftitute".