Impeached William Jefferson Clinton Elementary School
He earned it. Let him forever wear it.
I suppose your new auditorium will be called The Monica Lewinsky Auditorium and instead of English, Math, and Social Studies, you can have five different kind of sex-education courses.
Introductory Course Offerings, Spring 2003:
N101 Deviant Behavior
N102 Abnormal Psychology
R300 Chinese
T201 The Collected Works of PT Barnum
T202 The Collected Works of Karl Marx
G356 The Mathematics of Fundraising
Honors English with 'Leaves of Grass' Walt Whitman
The Janet Reno Fire Safety Center
The Vernon Jordan Job Placement Servic
Clintonian Ebonics - How many semesters will be spent on the meaning of "is"?
Do you have a 'School of Ethics' wing?
Macot, the Clinton Trojans.
I suppose next we can expect a Dick Morris School of Podiatry.
Do you think I should send this to the school?! lol!
================== The Jesse Jackson Memorial Parent's Day and Parental Responsibility Seminar
Stephanopolus School of Journalism
Vince Foster School of Firearm Safety
Hillary Clinton Academy of Memory Enhancement and Channeling
Al Sharpton School of Theology
The Al Gore School of Aquatic Arts and Environmental Studies(featuring Canoe Paddling and Tree Impersonation)
Hizzoner Richard Daley School of Civics (Including advanced courses in voter registration, vote counting, and how to include pets and deceased relatives on the voter rolls)
The Jimmy Carter Wing of Home Building and Repair
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