"I'd Like to Thank the Vatican " by Michael Moore..(!)

L A Times ^ | 3/27/2003 | Michael Moore

[Neenah]

Michael Moore fesses up to his Oscar day 'mistake' -- going to Mass first.

By Michael Moore, Michael Moore won an Academy Award for "Bowling for Columbine."

A word of advice to future Oscar winners: Don't begin Oscar day by going to church.

That is where I found myself this past Sunday morning, at the Church of the Good Shepherd on Santa Monica Boulevard, at Mass with my sister and my dad. My problem with the Catholic Mass is that sometimes I find my mind wandering after I hear something the priest says, and I start thinking all these crazy thoughts like how it is wrong to kill people and that you are not allowed to use violence upon another human being unless it is in true self-defense.

[Rammer]

I think I'm gonna be sick.

[Angelus Errare]

If Michael Moore is so concerned with the pope's opinion on the subject of the war, perhaps he might listen to the Holy Father when he speaks about the evils of abortion and other liberal niceties.

[Angelus Errare]

If Michael Moore is so concerned with the pope's opinion on the subject of the war, perhaps he might listen to the Holy Father when he speaks about the evils of abortion and other liberal niceties.

[NavyCaptain]

Does Moore also not practice "birth control" as the Pope says that's a sin too?

[jimbokun]

But then the majority in the balcony -- who were in support of my remarks -- started booing the booers.

As Jon Lovitz would say..."Yeah...that's the ticket!"

-jimbo

[dighton]

Just an idiot rambling on and on and on.

Speaking of which, LA Times articles must be posted as excerpts only. I'm pinging A.M. to fix that.

[NittanyLion]

Does Moore also not practice "birth control" as the Pope says that's a sin too?

I seriously doubt Moore's ever had occasion to make that decision.

[Jhensy]

It's official: He IS the biggest *sshole on the face of this Earth. Congrats, Tubby!

[Neenah]

Oops..thanks....I will have him/her remove it then.

[RnMomof7]

Why do I think he is a liar?

[The Old Hoosier]

The pope did not say that this war was a sin.

[dighton]

No need to remove it or request removal. Admin Mod will just chop it down to an excerpt and link.

[E=MC²]

mikey moore gives a whole new meaning to MASS.

[Alouette]

ERUPTING VOLCANO OF VOMIT ALERT!!!!

[Neenah]

Thanks, digton

[NavyCaptain]

You are absolutely correct!

[Neenah]

digton = dighton ( grrrrrr...more mistakes !! LOL )

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Does Moore also not practice "birth control" as the Pope says that's a sin too?

Have you seen a picture of Moore's wife? That face could easily turn a straight man gay.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Too late, he already reproduced. He has a daughter.