WAR TIME HUMOR

3/27/03

[paltz]

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
>I came, I saw, Iran. >

> Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
> Each morning you raise your hands above your head, and leave them there. >

> What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
> Two days. >

> What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
> They both have Kurds in their way. >

> What is the best Iraqi job?
> Foreign ambassador. >

> Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
> You only have to teach them to take off. >

> How do you play Iraqi bingo?
> B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52 >

> What is Iraq's national bird?
> Duck. >

> What do Saddam and General Custer have in common?
> They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from! >

> Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? > So they can see their air force.
>

> Why won't Iraq's leader disarm his nation, but would rather cut > off his countrymen's hands, feet and tongues??
> Because Iraq's leader is SoDamn Insane!!

[YOMO]

That's a BAAAAAD picture.
LMAO

[sonofatpatcher2]

American Forces are now using a super secret, hush-hush
Cold War era anti-personnel weapon.

[knighthawk]

This pro-Saddam protester in Lebanon was hit in the head by a US-made missile. The missile caused only minor damage, and missed the man's brain by about 6 feet.

[MCH]

Hey, if you want to see the most comprehensive collection of war related jokes & pictures I've come across (mostly cause I keep adding to them), check out the following forum site & keep following the links in the "War Humor" thread to all the successive pages.

It's at AVS Forum of all places.

[k2blader]

*LOL*

[TrueBeliever9]

What is Iraq's national bird? > Duck. >

Saddam looks like he swallowed a whole canard