[Grampa Dave]

I kissed my trophy wife this morning and sent her to work. Someone has to pay for my social security!

Actually, she will probably work until she is 90 not to be around me more 3-4 days per week.

She just found out that after she is 65 and 6 months she can get full social security and still make about $32k per year.

I introduce her as my Sugar Mommy Trophy Wife.

[SierraWasp]

"I introduce her as my Sugar Mommy Trophy Wife."

Not only that... She's yer "live-in-long-term-care" insurance policy, right?

My dad was a hospital administrator who resisted retirement till age 75, then married his chief operating room nurse after mom died. That was his long-term-care policy. He also made sure his check to the undertaker bounced!!! (grin)