[SierraWasp]

"I introduce her as my Sugar Mommy Trophy Wife."

Not only that... She's yer "live-in-long-term-care" insurance policy, right?

My dad was a hospital administrator who resisted retirement till age 75, then married his chief operating room nurse after mom died. That was his long-term-care policy. He also made sure his check to the undertaker bounced!!! (grin)

[Grampa Dave]

Actually, last November, we just signed up for GE's long term care policy.

I wished that we had signed up in our 50's.

We had been thinking about leasing one of the new Jags for my wife. Now we post the copy of the check to GE for the long term insurance on the dashboard of her 96 Sable.