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Et tu, Julius?
telegraph ^ | 24/03/2003 | Tom Leonard

Posted on 03/24/2003 8:14:37 PM PST by Maedhros

Et tu, Brute? Julius Caesar was rather less surprised to find his great friend plunging a knife into his body than has always been assumed, according to experts who subjected history's most notorious political assassination to a modern police investigation.

A team of forensic pathologists, psychiatrists and profilers, whose analysis of the 2,000-year-old killing is revealed in a television documentary tonight, have challenged the traditional belief that Caesar was unaware of the plot by senators to kill him. They have argued that, in fact, he engineered and welcomed his death.

The investigation was led by Col Luciano Garafano, commander of the Italian Carabinieri's northern forensic investigation unit, and assisted by a leading criminal psychologist at Harvard.

Visiting the murder scene and analysing Caesar's autopsy report, conducted by a physician named Antistius and the first recorded autopsy in history, Col Garafano conducted experimental simulations to assess the dynamics of the assassination.

Drawing also on his experience of gangland killings, he concluded that only between five and 10 conspirators could have stabbed him, not the greater number recorded in many texts. Moving on to the final 24 hours of Caesar's life, Col Garafano queried his behaviour on the morning before the murder.

Caesar ignored his wife's pleas that he not attend the Senate and the warnings of a soothsayer to "beware the Ides of March". He dismissed his bodyguard for his fateful walk to the Senate and a warning note was found in Caesar's hand after his death which he had not bothered to open.

Col Garafano took the evidence to Prof Harold Bursztajn of Harvard Medical School in America, one of the world's leading forensive psychologists and criminal profilers. He shared Col Garafano's scepticism as to why a general who was famously well prepared and informed of his enemies' every intention could not have been aware of the murder plot.

It is often assumed that the crucial moment that convinced the conspirators that Caesar's power threatened their republic came when he refused to rise from his seat after the Senate elected to deify him.

Col Garafano was confused by two conflicting accounts - one, put forward by Plutarch, blamed the incident on Caesar's epilepsy. The other put it down to diarrhoea.

Prof Bursztajn diagnosed temporal lobe epilepsy, an affliction which can cause temporary loss of consciousness, extreme behaviour and diarrhoea.

The investigators concluded that if that were the case, a man obsessed with his own image and dignity would not countenance losing control in public. The choice faced by Caesar, who at the age of 56 was already ancient by Roman standards, would have been old age and increasing fits or a dramatic exit.

Both Col Garafano and Prof Bursztajn believe he chose the latter. "Is it so out of the question to suppose that Caesar might wish to use the conspirators' agenda to serve his own?" the professor asks in the programme.

"He needed to find an executioner and the conspirators were his perfect tool. We call it 'suicide by cop' and it serves a very specific personal and political agenda."

That agenda included guaranteeing a lasting reputation and ensuring his dynasty would not be thwarted by the pro-republican senators, they maintained. They claimed that the fact that Caesar changed his will shortly before he was assassinated supports their theory.

By naming his nephew, Octavian, as his successor, Caesar ensured his dynasty continued. "This is a man seeking to accomplish in death what he wanted to accomplish in life," says Prof Bursztajn.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Philosophy; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: alrightythen
So Caesar allowed himself to be killed to avoid publicly crapping in his toga? Mmmmmmkay.
1 posted on 03/24/2003 8:14:37 PM PST by Maedhros
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To: Maedhros
Semper ubi sub ubi, Iulie.
2 posted on 03/24/2003 8:17:33 PM PST by Caesar Soze
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To: Maedhros
Bwahahahaha! I don't know why this struck me so funny.
3 posted on 03/24/2003 8:20:13 PM PST by refreshed
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To: Maedhros
For a minute I thought this might relate to Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx. :)

Here's a thought. Can you imagine Julius Caesar as done by the Marx Brothers (and including at least one obligatory bd Orange Julius joke)?
4 posted on 03/24/2003 8:26:17 PM PST by TBP
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To: TBP
That would be hilarious, especially if they butchered some lines from Shakespeare along with it.
5 posted on 03/24/2003 8:29:05 PM PST by Maedhros (I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element.)
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To: Maedhros
They could have Barbara Steisand do a reading. I hear she loves quoting the Bard.
6 posted on 03/24/2003 8:45:43 PM PST by struwwelpeter (esli khochesh', my zaplatim zolotom!)
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To: Maedhros
I'm seeing Chico doing the "friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears" speech while harpo reaches in those pockets of his and pulls out hairs, beers, and anything that sounds like ears. Chico is saying "not beers, ears. Not-a hairs, ears." Finally, he produces and ear of corn, then a pair of Vulcan ears, which he hands to Chico.
7 posted on 03/24/2003 8:45:50 PM PST by TBP
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To: Maedhros
I'd hate to think the Big Guy hung up his sandals on account of the Chihuaua Cha-cha or the Tijuana Two-step. Dunno what lese-majeste is in Latin but it's a durn shame a little dose of Roman Kaopectate would have changed the history of the Western world.

Ah, well, Cum catapultae proscriptae erat, tum soli proscript catapultas habeunt. That actually means "when catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults" but it's the closest thing I can come to scholarly profundity tonight.

8 posted on 03/24/2003 8:54:34 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: struwwelpeter
hehehe
9 posted on 03/24/2003 9:07:37 PM PST by Maedhros (I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element.)
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To: Maedhros
Quite an invigorating stretch to reach a conclusion like this ;-)
10 posted on 03/24/2003 9:57:41 PM PST by Tamzee ("Sabotage" and "Charade"....no French translation necessary.)
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To: Maedhros
So this is what, suicide by Senate ?
11 posted on 03/25/2003 1:28:35 AM PST by happygrl
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To: Billthedrill
LOL, Bill.

Bill, thank your lucky stars that you weren't in my Latin class. There you would have learned "vir cum feminam in terram, pax in terram habet," which poorly translates to "man with woman on ground has peace on earth."

Don't shoot the messenger. Ab est.

:)
12 posted on 03/25/2003 3:00:01 AM PST by bd476
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To: Billthedrill
He would have needed something for the epilepsy, too.

The loss of control during a seizure is ... somewhat noticeable.
13 posted on 03/25/2003 5:08:39 AM PST by Mr. Thorne (Inter armes, silent leges)
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To: Maedhros
"Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres."

Caesar's prescient comment on what to do about Chiraq's France, 2K years in advance:

One third to Britain, one third to Spain, and one third to Poland.
14 posted on 03/25/2003 5:22:22 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Never forget: CLINTON PARDONED TERRORISTS)
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